It's almost getting comical now...

So because I had been putting so much olive oil and mayonnaise and other crap on my head in the fight for my hair, I think I ended up getting some in my ear. And now, drum roll please....I THINK I HAVE A FREAKIN' SINUS INFECTION! I do have terrible sinus problems every winter, but this pain is worse than usual. I thought I had a bad tooth that needed a root canal because my back tooth was hurting so bad. Went into the dentist, who told me my teeth were fine. He suggested I might have a sinus infection. The pain is excruciating. I'm taking Percocet, chased by a little Southern Comfort.  Had some leftover pills from a surgery over the summer. (Yeah, it has been a banner year.) I'll probably trip and fall on the way to the doctor in the morning and sprain my ankle.